Same goes for Lady Gaga, who reminds me of Macaulay Culkin in Monster. It was probably a classic to that genre like “Warning” was to hip-hop, but I wouldn’t know. Green Day winning Best Rock Video really means nothing to me. He’s the biggest cornball since John Leguizamo during his “Pest” days. I can’t stand Jack Black even as an animated Panda.I like Kanye West, but that move was as ridiculous as Lady Gaga’s red outfit and mask. She would’ve jumped right on the third rail just to end it all as quickly as possible. He should’ve kept it hood and bum rushed her for that mic during her performance in the subway. But then again, judging from Kanye’s recent albums and wifey choice, it makes sense. And you know it’s wack when Russell Brand is trying to squash beef between Kanye and Taylor Swift. They would’ve labeled that “Flashing Lights” video a premonition, and there wouldn’t been nothing left of Amber Rose but a petal or two. Let’s see Kanye pull something like that on Heather B or Remy Martin had they won it. God knows Beyonce is more relevant and is gonna be around a lot longer than she is. But when did Kanye West inherit the spirit of Old Dirty Bastard? Rushing the stage and just spoiling Taylor Swift’s moment? Bogarting shorty’s mic time and saying, “Beyonce had one of the best video’s of all time.” OK, given, she did, just because every time I see “Singles Ladies” I get as hard as Ma$e when he’s around 50 Cent, but let that little country girl have her time in the spotlight. She definitely had the best female video. Come on, again with Russell Brand? How was he not gunned down after the Vegas VMA’s? Tupac gets shot out there, but Russell Brand is allowed to make it to the airport? Where are our morals as a society? (Kidding!).Janet can still get it…with that leather suit on. And when Janet stormed out with her thick and sexy self, she blew up the spot. Dancing to “Thriller” and “Smooth Criminal,” they really held it down. I don’t care that they were both born in August in the suburbs and she didn’t have a mama and he didn’t have a childhood - why are you talking about you when you should be talking about Mike? The tribute itself with all the dancers dressed down in different signature MJ gear was pretty dope.
Madonna’s “eulogy” for the King of Pop was cute, but really sounded like more of a compare/contrast of their lives and careers. The way they hyped it up, I was expecting them to have someone moonwalk on the moon for real or feed Joe Jackson to an army of hungry rats to honor the memory of Mike and Ben at the same time or something.
I’m just gonna comment on the things that really stood out to me and had me smiling, laughing or just bugging out, na’mean? I’ma keep it real, I’m not gonna sit here and review the VMA’s award for award or performance for performance.
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